The Gerry Lewis Show

We have people at almost every demo we do, who insist on riding a Gerry Lewis SUP…

Jimmy Lewis and Gerry Lopez somehow gets transmogrified into “Gerry Lewis”…

Always gives us a chuckle every time we hear it…;-)

Sad thang is, it’s prolly a little bit funnier than the jokes emanating out of Washington and Wall Street lately…funniest one that we’ve heard lately (especially, with all of the SUP shops popping up everywhere) is:

Q: You know how to make a small fortune in standup paddle surfing?

Let’s face it…the economy is not quite it’s healthy robust self, lately…
So we’ve decided to provide a few thrifty standuppers an economic incentive program to either, get into the fastest growing watersport on the planet…or to upgrade the ride they glide…let’s face it…Uncle Sam will bail out the financial institutions long before we’ll get any relief…

This is not a telethon peoples…what we have here is a real live END OF SUMMER STANDUP PADDLEBOARD & PADDLE SALE!!!

Jimmy Lewis 10’4″ or 10’8″ Surf Series…10’6″ or 11′ All Arounder…(MSRP $1549)
NOW ON SALE FOR $1199 with a FREE installed pad ($150 value)…

Gerry Lopez 9’6″ or 10’3″…(MSRP $1450)
NOW ON SALE FOR $1199 with a FREE installed pad ($150 value)…

Quickblade Carbon Kanaha SUP Paddle
NOW ON SALE FOR $299…(MSRP $340)

(While supplies last…no rain checks)

Do yourself a favor and raid your piggy bank…sell off some of that gold you’re hoarding…or break out the plastic…you can’t take it with you and you’re not getting any younger…IT’S ONLY MONEY!!!…;-)

Your physical, mental, and emotional health will improve…you might not be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound…but, you’ll feel a heck of a lot better waking up to the Wall Street Journal everyday…;-)

(Disclaimer: I’m not a doctor or a financial advisor…I just play one on the internet…YMMV…;-)

WARDOGThe Gerry Lewis Show

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